Ha. So this boy has been trying to pursue me all week and I finally plucked up the courage to tell him I just wanted to be friends and now he’s all “lol yh I just wanted to be friends anyway”
OH HELL NO, I DON’T THINK SO, SON.
You asked me on a “date” (your words, not mine) 3 times.
You wanted a piece of the Rachie K cake and I wasn’t giving you a fork and now you’re trying to play it cool. Don’t go making me look the fool, brother, I ain’t buying!
What a weeny.