A message from Anonymous
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dizzydaisies replied to your post: dizzydaisies replied to your post: dizzydaisies…
Too late. STRIKE 2! One more strike and im getting that fish to come and STRIKE.YOU.DOWN.
WHAT?! NO! NOT THE FISH NOT THE FISH!

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oh my god is he the one who has the hair and lips?? I DO KNOW HIM! The scoundrel! I knew he’d take them - gaawd rach!
Yes, him! He seemed like a cookie stealer. I would have stopped him but…you know, I’d been missing from home for quite a few days so. Look, next time I forget (although I DID NOT forget) your birthday, I’ll bring a Satnav with me to deliver baked goods from tesco.
dizzydaisies replied to your post: dizzydaisies replied to your post: Oh, how cute….
yeah, I vaguely remember that tree its like that other tree isn’t it? You know the one by that road? Someones obviously stolen my cookies by now - if you’d told me sooner I could of got my bike out the shed!!! Bah!
YES! That’s the one. Oh, sorry :/ I did see a man with hair and clothes eyeing them up as I left, do you know him? He had eyes and a nose?
dizzydaisies replied to your post: Oh, how cute. The Maltesers box tells me they’re great to share with friends.
same with cookies. That you promised. Are you still walking to my house?? Hurry the f**** up.
About that… I got lost by the tree with the leaves…you know the one? So I left your cookies in the Tesco car park with a picture of me by them. I thought you could pick them up next time you pop down there :)
Oh, how cute. The Maltesers box tells me they’re great to share with friends.
One does not share Maltesers. One eats the entire box by ones self and then lies about it.





