theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

"

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

"
sunbaths:

browneyedpretty:

Just another lake photo

Holy crap.

sunbaths:

browneyedpretty:

Just another lake photo

Holy crap.

8) What would you say to your 10 year old self? 
Being a teenager isn’t that scary and it’s not growing up, don’t worry. 
You really don’t need a bra yet.
You’re not going to have quite as many boyfriends and you think but don’t worry because next year you fall in love… with a boy who stars in an upcoming musical movie set in an American High School on Disney Channel. No spoilers.
Don’t take shit from people. 

Most importantly, hunny_bunny_8 is not an acceptable email address.

Months ago, I was tagged in a post where you answer 10 questions about yourself but I never posted it because I had the flu and was having a really hard time constructing sentences and then forgot about it. However, I saved it as a document and just found it. I’ll probably re-write and post the whole thing soon but this was my favourite answer.

I don’t want to be 20 next year because you’re supposed to be your hottest in your twenties and if this is as hot as I’m going to get then I give up.

thechristianna321:

cumber-bitches:

Just found some waffles on the pancake tag

4chan has gone too far

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable